Thursday, 27 November 2014
Bought & Thought
Yo, yo, yo, prettiest unicorn on the planet here! At least that is what my human Mummy calls me (usually followed with "yes you are, yes you are"), she says you'll all be mimicking the voice she does at that point. I don't say much back, for fear of bursting my stitches, but I can see how much I mean to her. She says there's no way anyone will fit all their crap in here, not sure I like the sound of that, but then she does that loving, drooling look and everything is good again. Mum says you'll meet my brother soon. He's kinda mysterious, all glossy black with a gold mane. Don't tell him this, but Mummy prefers me to him, I can just tell. Plus I change from blue to pink depending on the light, pretty cool huh? She says you'll want to know that you can buy me from ASOS here and New Look here for £12.99 and that everyone needs one. She even has a 20% off code for all full price items at ASOS that she wants to share with you, because she's kind like that. You need to insert the code CYBERWKND20, it starts now and ends 8am 2nd December.
Anyway have to go help my Mum, she says someone is trying to take all her money, "damn-asos-again" I hear. No idea what that means, but I'll save her! Apparently you usually only get one pretty picture in Bought & Thought but this time, she wanted to include another, because these are two of her favourite things right now. Ain't she kind? One is me right? Normally Mum would ask if you like me at this point, but she says that's a silly question in this case. I agree and might be blushing under my shimmering face! Let me know if you see any of my cousins (watch out for "Horny Henry" though, he always likes to stick his horn where it's not wanted, though you might like that eh?). See ya!
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